Monday, 13 October 2014

Where are we this wet Monday afternoon?

Not in a very good place.

Ebola, ISIS, UKIP,-What's there not to fear? Hysteria surrounds the first and last of those. "We will check the travel history of arriving passengers" says some government spokesperson. Oh yes? Have they ever seen the Immigration queues at airports on a good day never mind a bad Sunday evening with hundreds of stags and hens lurching over the place and now shrieking "I've got ebola" to add to the fun. Even the organisers of the checks say they won't achieve anything except that "they will raise awareness of the symptoms". As many of these closely resemble influenza expect some fun. Sneeze or a train or bus and you will be out the window.

ISIS: This band of appalling sadisitic thugs who loathe all other people, especially women unless they come posthumously in the form of 72 virgins and who would disgrace the SS, continue to do well on the Turkish border at Kobane where the Turk army and massacre tourists are amassed to watch the final wipeout .They are close to Baghdad too.Thankyou Tone.

UKIP. OK, the big 2 parties have earned a kick in the rear for having no vision, no plan with which to enthuse voters and instead setting out their stalls in terms of who is going to chuck the most money into the clinically often excellent but otherwise bloated, over managed, inefficient, dysfunctional and too often non patient orientated NHS. They also continue to demonstrate a continuing lack of  real consciousness of anywhere north of Hampsted or Islington while their leaders are visibly incapable of normal human interaction outside their immediate circles. To register disapproval of all this it's fine to vote UKIP in the current round of by-elections.To ever believe that this negative, backward looking, anti many things and pro very little bunch could be the answer to anything is a huge mistake.

FORECAST FOR NEXT MAY.

Ebola forgotten. ISIS in Syria crushed by the Turks once they've done Turkey the favour of wiping out the Kurds who want their own state partly on a bit of Turkey. Labour/LibDem (if there are any left) or Tory/UKIP coalition unless UKIP have undermined more Tory than Labour majorities, so letting in Labour with an absolute majority, leaving Ed as our Dear Leader.

Talking of Dear Leaders, where is he of North Korea? In bed with bad ankles eating Swiss cheese or in the big Dictatorship,- otherwise known as Democratic Socialist Paradise,- In The Sky with his deceased uncle and others previously personally selected by him? That at least would be some belated justice.