Yes, the Party hats are out again, and the bars of some of Britain's resort town hotels can hear the cash registers ringing way into the early hours and the occasional bed spring or two is in for a bit of illicit pounding "for the sake of the Party".
What's happening?
Our MPs have been back from their summer hols for a couple of weeks and enjoying getting back to the cheapo catering and liquid refreshment subsidised by the grateful public. This little session is always a bit of a false dawn though as it's only slipped in to occupy their time between putting the kids back in school and bunking off again for a further month for the party conference season.
This jolly annual romp starts off with the Trade Unions having their ritual rant on behalf of much hyped downtrodden masses against anything other than full time firing-proof full time employment . That is the sort of employment most likely to appeal to union fans. Not for them the evils of flexible working, zero hours contracts and all those sorts of things which have opened the way to new jobs and opportunities which employers can afford to create. Not for them either is any form of economy-strengthening restraint on wages or public sector spending. Why after all should they be interested in a more prosperous society. Happier, less disgruntled people are bad for unions and their quest for power in politics and over peoples' lives. Not good at all. Appropriately enough the scowling brothers and sisters, or comrades as many still call themselves out of reverence for glorious old heroes like Joe (Stalin) and similar pillars of liberal free thinking democracy, gathered in Bournemouth for their snarlfest ,the UK's best known resort for the elderly. It's famous for its sedate tea dances and must be more comfortable than the good old real working class northern resort of Blackpool. No deprivation or discomforts on the south coast for the well heeled leadership and maybe less well heeled delegates. Plenty in Blackpool.Upsetting place. Better not to go there. Anyway, that's over now. Nobody can remember much about what transpired there but at least it was briefy good for end of season hotel occupancy.
The Green Party, led by Sydney-born Natalie Bennett whom likes to talk about "our" NHS as a glittering success not to be interfered with by the rapacious private sector even if they might do some good to the high cost and inconsistently performing monopololistic monolith. They gathered in Brighton which will have minimised evil emisions-generating travel although at least the 50 mile line to the city from London is electric. Whatever went on at the gathering we hope that someone was listening. Whatever was said got drowned out in the media by things Syrian.
Next up are the LibDems,currently in Glasgow to show pre independence referendum solidarity with Scotland . Dear old Vince Cable hasn't quite got the message about displays of unity either with the tories who he clearly dislikes or his own leader but he has at least been prevailed upon not to miss significant sessions or votes. Otherwise , including the beareded and sandled ones, they are displaying their wares , wringing their hands (That is what they do )and preparing for a second term of junior membership of a coalition government in 2015. Like Vince, few of them care much for their existing partners but to his credit their leader, Nick Clegg is doing his best to herd the cats away from the red-is-best cliff edge. For the Tories being in bed with this outfit is like having your own inbuilt opposition out to hobble you before the people on the benches opposite get their chance. Given even the slimmest of majorities neither of the major parties would touch the LibDems, leaving them instead to resume their preferred role of a mildly irritating protest group best largely ignored. Their agenda appears to be to support things the majors mainly don't, -eg uncontrolled immigration, not kicking out known unpleasant people and that sort of thing. This may not get them to where they want to be,- holders of the balance of power and an essential coalition partner to one or other of the majors.
Once the LibDems have done their talking and socialising and enjoyed some liberal evenings on the way, New-Old Labour takes its place on stage. They too are heading for the delights of Brighton, just down the line from Westminster. Here Red Ed ,fresh from recent failed duplicity over the Commons' Syrian vote needs to make his mark after a lacklustre, or lack anything much , summer. His move to curb some of the excesses of union power over the party is far more courageous than he is given credit for. The status quo under which the unions by virtue of a fiction which gives them 50% of the voting power of "Conference" and dominance over the MPs and the constituencies in the leadership elections has to be changed if the party is to have any credibility as being in any way truly democratic. Blair, for all his bluster, did not take the issue on and nor did Brown who almost certainly saw little objectionable in how things were. Ed Miliband should have driven the change immediately after the 2012 election. Leaving it until now has weakened his hand , not least as there is little time to organise alternative funding for the party ahead of the May 2015 election. Already increasingly seen as weak and easily portrayable as being afraid to take the paymaster unions on, if he backs off now he will be condemned as gutless. If he pushes on he may well bancrupt the party unless there is quick agreement on the unpopular idea of state funding for all the political parties. He is truly between a rock (and not a stick of the Brighton stuff though he should be wary of any union official with any of that in their hand) and a hard place.
The grand finale, if not the peak, of the season then follows when the Conservative Party meets in Manchester, thereby demonstrating either its deep affinity with the industrial north west or that it knows where there's brass or that someone has told its leaders that at least they need to be seen far to the north of the M25. David Cameron is, despite the toff image and Labour's oft shouted "out of touch" epithet continuing to limit his popular appeal still ahead of the other two leaders in the "Who makes the best Prime Minister " polls. "None of the above" probably leads the verdicts but he does at least come out as least unpopular. Clegg is seen as simply rather limp wristed and Miliband as a London geek. For the Tories the 2015 electoral mathematics are problematical. Their coalition non-partners, the Lib Dems have in a hissy fit prevented the correction of the constituency sizes which , all things being equal, means that they have to work far harder to secure an overall majority than does Labour. Their new challenge this time around will come from having UKIP out on their right flank and potentially taking away their more right wing and anti-EU voters. The Conference task therefore will be to keep the latter on board while not frightening off those who may see the less robust stances of the LibDems more to their liking. They will probably come away saying that both wings are well catered for but the electorate may be less convinced.
In short this is the kickoff of the 2015 General Election campaign. There is no party or leader with a big or inspiring vision of a glorious or even much better future to set the contest alight. The shades are only of grey and far from exciting. Reading the book of that name will probably give more fun. The least bad or at best the least objectionable candidate and party, whoever that is, may win,-and even then they may be compelled to do a coalition deal with a setup which this time around has shown itself to be a less than collegiate and helpful partner. The ball is in play . All need to up their game, get out of policy minutiae and jump higher for the prize.
What's happening?
Our MPs have been back from their summer hols for a couple of weeks and enjoying getting back to the cheapo catering and liquid refreshment subsidised by the grateful public. This little session is always a bit of a false dawn though as it's only slipped in to occupy their time between putting the kids back in school and bunking off again for a further month for the party conference season.
This jolly annual romp starts off with the Trade Unions having their ritual rant on behalf of much hyped downtrodden masses against anything other than full time firing-proof full time employment . That is the sort of employment most likely to appeal to union fans. Not for them the evils of flexible working, zero hours contracts and all those sorts of things which have opened the way to new jobs and opportunities which employers can afford to create. Not for them either is any form of economy-strengthening restraint on wages or public sector spending. Why after all should they be interested in a more prosperous society. Happier, less disgruntled people are bad for unions and their quest for power in politics and over peoples' lives. Not good at all. Appropriately enough the scowling brothers and sisters, or comrades as many still call themselves out of reverence for glorious old heroes like Joe (Stalin) and similar pillars of liberal free thinking democracy, gathered in Bournemouth for their snarlfest ,the UK's best known resort for the elderly. It's famous for its sedate tea dances and must be more comfortable than the good old real working class northern resort of Blackpool. No deprivation or discomforts on the south coast for the well heeled leadership and maybe less well heeled delegates. Plenty in Blackpool.Upsetting place. Better not to go there. Anyway, that's over now. Nobody can remember much about what transpired there but at least it was briefy good for end of season hotel occupancy.
The Green Party, led by Sydney-born Natalie Bennett whom likes to talk about "our" NHS as a glittering success not to be interfered with by the rapacious private sector even if they might do some good to the high cost and inconsistently performing monopololistic monolith. They gathered in Brighton which will have minimised evil emisions-generating travel although at least the 50 mile line to the city from London is electric. Whatever went on at the gathering we hope that someone was listening. Whatever was said got drowned out in the media by things Syrian.
Next up are the LibDems,currently in Glasgow to show pre independence referendum solidarity with Scotland . Dear old Vince Cable hasn't quite got the message about displays of unity either with the tories who he clearly dislikes or his own leader but he has at least been prevailed upon not to miss significant sessions or votes. Otherwise , including the beareded and sandled ones, they are displaying their wares , wringing their hands (That is what they do )and preparing for a second term of junior membership of a coalition government in 2015. Like Vince, few of them care much for their existing partners but to his credit their leader, Nick Clegg is doing his best to herd the cats away from the red-is-best cliff edge. For the Tories being in bed with this outfit is like having your own inbuilt opposition out to hobble you before the people on the benches opposite get their chance. Given even the slimmest of majorities neither of the major parties would touch the LibDems, leaving them instead to resume their preferred role of a mildly irritating protest group best largely ignored. Their agenda appears to be to support things the majors mainly don't, -eg uncontrolled immigration, not kicking out known unpleasant people and that sort of thing. This may not get them to where they want to be,- holders of the balance of power and an essential coalition partner to one or other of the majors.
Once the LibDems have done their talking and socialising and enjoyed some liberal evenings on the way, New-Old Labour takes its place on stage. They too are heading for the delights of Brighton, just down the line from Westminster. Here Red Ed ,fresh from recent failed duplicity over the Commons' Syrian vote needs to make his mark after a lacklustre, or lack anything much , summer. His move to curb some of the excesses of union power over the party is far more courageous than he is given credit for. The status quo under which the unions by virtue of a fiction which gives them 50% of the voting power of "Conference" and dominance over the MPs and the constituencies in the leadership elections has to be changed if the party is to have any credibility as being in any way truly democratic. Blair, for all his bluster, did not take the issue on and nor did Brown who almost certainly saw little objectionable in how things were. Ed Miliband should have driven the change immediately after the 2012 election. Leaving it until now has weakened his hand , not least as there is little time to organise alternative funding for the party ahead of the May 2015 election. Already increasingly seen as weak and easily portrayable as being afraid to take the paymaster unions on, if he backs off now he will be condemned as gutless. If he pushes on he may well bancrupt the party unless there is quick agreement on the unpopular idea of state funding for all the political parties. He is truly between a rock (and not a stick of the Brighton stuff though he should be wary of any union official with any of that in their hand) and a hard place.
The grand finale, if not the peak, of the season then follows when the Conservative Party meets in Manchester, thereby demonstrating either its deep affinity with the industrial north west or that it knows where there's brass or that someone has told its leaders that at least they need to be seen far to the north of the M25. David Cameron is, despite the toff image and Labour's oft shouted "out of touch" epithet continuing to limit his popular appeal still ahead of the other two leaders in the "Who makes the best Prime Minister " polls. "None of the above" probably leads the verdicts but he does at least come out as least unpopular. Clegg is seen as simply rather limp wristed and Miliband as a London geek. For the Tories the 2015 electoral mathematics are problematical. Their coalition non-partners, the Lib Dems have in a hissy fit prevented the correction of the constituency sizes which , all things being equal, means that they have to work far harder to secure an overall majority than does Labour. Their new challenge this time around will come from having UKIP out on their right flank and potentially taking away their more right wing and anti-EU voters. The Conference task therefore will be to keep the latter on board while not frightening off those who may see the less robust stances of the LibDems more to their liking. They will probably come away saying that both wings are well catered for but the electorate may be less convinced.
In short this is the kickoff of the 2015 General Election campaign. There is no party or leader with a big or inspiring vision of a glorious or even much better future to set the contest alight. The shades are only of grey and far from exciting. Reading the book of that name will probably give more fun. The least bad or at best the least objectionable candidate and party, whoever that is, may win,-and even then they may be compelled to do a coalition deal with a setup which this time around has shown itself to be a less than collegiate and helpful partner. The ball is in play . All need to up their game, get out of policy minutiae and jump higher for the prize.